Definitely going to stop following negative...
Gotta start the new year off fresh, and I don’t need hate (from people who claim they’re so positive) polluting my dash.
collegehumor: “Porn Rental” with Michael C. Hall and Ben Schwartz - Best of 2011 You can’t always get what you want.
Democracy don’t rule the world. You’d better get that in your head. This world...– Bob Dylan (via mrgolightly)
agc289: January is spend as little as possible month. Holy shit I need to control myself.
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.